Start the week with some fun: Dumb Questions


It’s the beginning of the week, so let’s start with a  little fun.

Here are some dumb questions to ponder over:

  • Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?  idea-1880978_1920
  • Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
  • Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
  • Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
  • Why is a boxing ring square?
  • Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
  • Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
  • Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
  • Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
  • Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
  • Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  • Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
  • Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
  • Why isn’t there mouse-flavoured cat food?
  • Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
  • Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
  • Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

And here’s some of the funniest questions you can ask Siri…

You’ll get some surprising answers.

  • Hey Siri – are you a robot?

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  • Are you intelligent?

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  • How old are you?Siri Old 1 720x720
  • Do you follow the 3 laws of Robotics

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  • Why do you vibrate?

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    May 27, 2019 Paul Gale

    Ask Siri why fire engines are red. Alternatively as hey google why fire engines are red.


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